please wear a belt

modernburrow gives good tips for the fashion problematic.

Also the other day I used the toilet, and it smelt like cheap cologne. I assumed that it was the deodorant used by the cleaning company. It turned out to be the other guy pissing in the toilet.


happy earth-day from dieselsweeties

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