Ok people, this one is for real. I’ve got a lovely lady by the name of
Cherrine who’s up for a date with, yes, possibly you! (please ignore
‘you’ if you’re a lady, a turd, or really really young or old)
Cherrine’s a friend of The Rational Neurotic who’s a great friend of
mine. This idea is set up by The Rational Neurotic but the competition
is hosted upon my blog because The Rational Neurotic thinks I have
greater hits. Actually, I think so too, but I’m just being outright
Cherrine’s a clubber, and she frequents karoakoe pubs.
Cherrine’s a NIE trainee at present. It means she has the brains, and we
all do love a lady with a good head on her shoulders, don’t we?
Cherrine is 1.62m tall. You need to be at least as tall as her.
You might have fears that ‘clubbers are ONS-ers’, but The Rational
Neurotic explicitly mentioned that she’s “loving, caring and sweet to
And for a little excitement, Cherrine has her navel pierced.
Cherrine wants to watch the movie, ‘Da Vinci Code’, and do dinner.
Tickets for the movie is free-of-charge for the candidate, but dinner’s
on the guy. To snag this date, you’ll need to do a write-up on why
Cherrine should catch the movie and do dinner with you.
1) Tell us about yourself.
-> Its a screening process. Any dishonesty will be reflected after the
whole date. We want to know your (a) age, (b) personality, (c)
occupation, (d) hobbies/interests.
2) Candidates will have to do a write-up on why Cherrine should date
->Convince us. Saying you have a big willy immediately disqualifies you.
3) Send us a recent picture of you.
->Don’t lie to us with a picture of you looking all good and shapely in
NS when in actual fact you’re one big rolly-polly. Don’t forget that
I’ll have the details.
Your entries will be vetted by me and The Rational Neurotic. Don’t
worry, your entries will be kept confidential.
Send your emails and a recent picture to me:
gagreflex at gmail dot com
and The Rational Neurotic:
rationalneurotic at gmail dot com
Cheah Chu Wen
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